Matt D. Fonseca's lameness
(the boring kind of mad)
deliberate phone piss-offs
things my phones have been deliberately designed to do, just to piss me off:
try to coerce me to capitalize Shit That doesn't Need to be Capitalized.
prevent me from using any ring tone i damned well feel like using
use proprietary ports to charge the battery
force a noise to alert when i shoot a picture