medical marijuana
of course i'm opposed to medical marijuana!
why would Anyone want to pay a doctor $150 to write out a piece of paper entitling them to buy some leaves for three times the price they can get them for, otherwise?
i mean, why would paying almost $250 for something you could grow in your garden (or buy for $40) be your first choice? is it, seriously? nah.
i guess house arrest [2nd choice] is a good compromise between freedom [1st choice] and shackles [who the fuck chooses "shackles"?].
i'm also opposed to medical paper towels, medical baseball caps, and medical coffee mugs.