so, here's my intended course of action:
  1. get hold of some tie wire, duct tape, brandy, bolt-cutters, and a sharp razor knife,
  2. drink a lot of brandy,
  3. use my razor knife to slice open my chest,
  4. use bolt-cutters to remove the offending bones,
  5. replace entire right side rib cage with tie wire,
  6. duct tape chest back together (and extra brandy can be used to disinfect!),
  7. spend the rest of the night recovering (more brandy),
  8. live pain-free! :-)
i might need some help with steps 3,4,5, and 6 (i'll probably have to be quite drunk)- any takers?

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